Top 10 Ways to Put Down Pick-up Lines
1 Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic"
2 Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under
a rock?"
3 Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants"
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
4 Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."
5 Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book"
Man: "But I don't know your name"
Woman: "That's in the phone book too
6 Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "Female impersonator"
7 Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"
8 Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman:"For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born
yet."
9 "Sorry, I don't date outside my species"
10 Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason!"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"